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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th July 2018

Dilbert//10679, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 11th July 2018

Your Word Against Everyone


Tags

accusation, assume, assumption, opinion


Official transcript

Boss: Everyone says you hate the new product test plan. Dilbert: No, I like it. Boss: Pffft. I don't think all of those people can be wrong about what you think. Dilbert: I'm kind of an expert on what I think. Boss: I guess it's just your word against everyone.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EVERYONE SAYS YOU HATE THE NEW PRODUCT TEST PLAN NO, I LIKE IT.

PFFFT.

I DONT THINK ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE CAN BE WRONG ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK.

IM KIND OF AN EXPERT ON WHAT I THINK I GUESS IT'S JUST YOUR WORD AGAINST EVERYONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Everyone Hates the New Product Test Plan"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting where employees are discussing a new product test plan. The first employee states that everyone hates the plan, but the second employee disagrees, saying they like it. The third employee expresses their dislike for the plan, citing that it's wrong about what people think. The fourth employee, an expert, claims that the word "everyone" is incorrect and that it's only against their opinion. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of trying to please everyone and the challenges of getting feedback from a diverse group of people.

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