Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th July 2018

Dilbert//10680, first published eight years ago on Thursday 12th July 2018

Is Misinterpreted

Tags

assume, assumption, proof, obstinacy

Official transcript

Alice: Is it true you are telling everyone the new product road map is stupid? Dilbert: Um... nothing remotely like that has ever happened. Here's an email in which I say how good it is. Alice: You hesitated in your answer. That means you're lying. Dilbert: Read the email!!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS IT TRUE YOU ARE TELLING EVERYONE THE NEW PRODUCT ROAD MAP IS STUPID?

UM... NOTHING REMOTELY LIKE THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED.

HERE'S AN EMAIL IN WHICH I SAY HOW GOOD IT IS.

YOU HESITATED IN YOUR ANSWER. THAT MEANS YOU'RE LYING.

READ THE EMAIL!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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