Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th August 2018

Dilbert//10703, first published eight years ago on Saturday 4th August 2018

Coffee Machine Tries To Escape

Tags

the boss, dilbert, coffee machine, artificial intelligence, robots, engineering, scared

Official transcript

Dilbert: I added artificial intelligence to our coffee machine. It hired an engineering firm to build it a robot body so it can escape.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ADDED ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TO OUR COFFEE MACHINE.

IT HIRED AN ENGINEERING FIRM TO BUILD IT A ROBOT BODY SO IT CAN ESCAPE.

DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, BUT DON'T SCARE OUR OTHER ROBOTS.

I PLAN TO KILL IT AND DRINK ITS HEAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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