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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th August 2018

Dilbert//10704, first published eight years ago on Sunday 5th August 2018


Tags

the boss, wally, goals, employees, accomplishing


Official transcript

The Boss: Did you achieve your goals this quarter?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID YOU ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS THIS QUARTER?

I SURE DID!

BEST QUARTER EVER!

REALLY? I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.

WHAT KIND OF MANAGER HAS NO FAITH IN HIS EMPLOYEES?

YOU NEED TO TRUST ME TO DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

UM, OKAY. SO...

WHICH GOALS DID YOU ACCOMPLISH?

YOU ALSO NEED TO TRUST YOUR EMPLOYEES WHEN THEY SAY THEY ACCOMPLISHED THEIR GOALS.

I THINK I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING.

I WAS HOPING YOU WOULDN'T.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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