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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th September 2018

Dilbert//10741, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 11th September 2018

Resistance Is Futile


Tags

dilbert, invention, thoughts, computer, commands, individual, part, collective, internet, sexy, resistance, futile


Official transcript

Dilbert: My invention can read my thoughts and turn them into computer commands. I'm no longer an individual. Now I'm part of the collective internet mind.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY INVENTION CAN READ MY THOUGHTS AND TURN THEM INTO COMPUTER COMMANDS.

I'M NO LONGER AN INDIVIDUAL. NOW IM PART OF THE COLLECTIVE INTERNET MIND.

THAT IS THE LEAST SEXY THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.

HOW ABOUT "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE"?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Resistance is Futile"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a woman and a man, with the woman expressing her thoughts to the man. The man, who is part of the collective internet mind, responds by saying that the least sexy thing he has ever heard is the woman's statement about resistance being futile.

Key Points:

  • The woman shares her thoughts with the man.
  • The man reveals that he is part of the collective internet mind.
  • The man finds the woman's statement about resistance being futile to be the least sexy thing he has ever heard.

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