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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th September 2018

Dilbert//10741, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 11th September 2018

Resistance Is Futile


Tags

dilbert, invention, thoughts, computer, commands, individual, part, collective, internet, sexy, resistance, futile


Official transcript

Dilbert: My invention can read my thoughts and turn them into computer commands. I'm no longer an individual. Now I'm part of the collective internet mind.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY INVENTION CAN READ MY THOUGHTS AND TURN THEM INTO COMPUTER COMMANDS.

I'M NO LONGER AN INDIVIDUAL. NOW IM PART OF THE COLLECTIVE INTERNET MIND.

THAT IS THE LEAST SEXY THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.

HOW ABOUT "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE"?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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