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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th September 2018

Dilbert//10742, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 12th September 2018

Social Media Ads To Influence


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dilbert, brain-reading, computer, social media, profile, friends, testing, influence, cyborg, ridiculous, phone


Official transcript

Dilbert: My brain-reading computer is checking your social media profile and finding your friends. I am now testing social media posts to see which ones influence them to recommend that to you date a cyborg.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY BRAIN-READING COMPUTER IS CHECKING YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA PROFILE AND FINDING YOUR FRIENDS.

I AM NOW TESTING SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS TO SEE WHICH ONES INFLUENCE THEM TO RECOMMEND THAT YOU DATE A CYBORG.

THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I HAVE EVER...

CHECK YOUR PHONE.

BZZZ

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cyborg Dating"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a conversation between a woman and her brain-reading computer. The computer is analyzing her social media profile to identify potential dates. The woman is surprised to learn that her brain-reading computer has identified a cyborg as a suitable match.

Key Points:

  • The woman's brain-reading computer is analyzing her social media profile.
  • The computer has identified a cyborg as a suitable match.
  • The woman is surprised by the recommendation.
  • The computer suggests that the woman check her phone for the cyborg's contact information.

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