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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th October 2018

Dilbert//10789, first published eight years ago on Monday 29th October 2018

Training By Osmosis


Tags

the boss, formal, training, job, absorb, osmosis, idiot, rest, staff


Official transcript

The Boss: We don't have formal training for your job. Just hang around and see if you can absorb it through osmosis.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE DON'T HAVE FORMAL TRAINING FOR YOUR JOB.

JUST HANG AROUND AND SEE IF YOU CAN ABSORB IT THROUGH OSMOSIS.

I'M AN IDIOT FOR TAKING THIS JOB.

YOU'RE ALREADY THINKING LIKE THE REST OF THE STAFF!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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