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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th October 2018

Dilbert//10790, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 30th October 2018

Intentionally Underbidding


Tags

dilbert, the boss, intentionally, underbidding, extra-shoddy, work, grossly, overcharging, upgrades, criminal, organization, proven


Official transcript

The Boss: We won the job by intentionally underbidding. But we can close the profit gap by doing extra-shoddy work and grossly overcharging for upgrades.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE WON THE JOB BY INTENTIONALLY UNDERBIDDING.

BUT WE CAN CLOSE THE PROFIT GAP BY DOING EXTRA-SHODDY WORK AND GROSSLY OVERCHARGING FOR UPGRADES.

ARE WE A CRIMINAL ORGANI ZATION?

NOT IN A WAY THAT CAN EASILY BE PROVEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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