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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th November 2018

Dilbert//10796, first published eight years ago on Monday 5th November 2018

Narcissist


Tags

confused, ego, jokes, sarcasm


Official transcript

Tina: You're a narcissist.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU'RE A NARCISSIST.

YOU WOULD NEED AN INFLATED SENSE OF YOUR OWN IMPORTANCE TO BELIEVE YOU CAN READ MY MIND TO COMPARE MY OPINION OF MYSELF TO YOUR OPINION OF MY WORTH.

HUH?

SOMETIMES MY JOKES ARE JUST FOR ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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