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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th December 2018

Dilbert//10830, first published eight years ago on Sunday 9th December 2018


Tags

communication, frustrated, office, office workers, talking


Official transcript

Dilbert: Did Alice talk to you about the cost estimates?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID ALICE TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE COST ESTIMATES?

MUMBLE MUMBLE.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

MUMBLE MUMBLE!!!

NOW YOU'RE JUST MUMBLING LOUDER.

MUMBLE MUMBLE.

MAYBE YOU COULD TURN TOWARD ME WHEN YOU MUMBLE AND I CAN TRY TO READ YOUR LIPS.

MUMBLE MUMBLE.

I'M GETTING SOMETHING ABOUT GRAPES, WINDSHIELDS, ASTHMA, AND BLOCK- CHAIN.

I DIDN'T SAY ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

OKAY, I UNDERSTOOD THAT SENTENCE. NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION THE SAME WAY.

MUMBLE MUMBLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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