Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th December 2018

Dilbert//10831, first published eight years ago on Monday 10th December 2018

Carol Raises Money For School

Tags

family & parenting, guilt, office, office workers, sales, sarcasm, school

Official transcript

Carol: I'm selling chocolate bars to raise funds for my kid's school.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M SELLING CHOCOLATE BARS TO RAISE FUNDS FOR MY KID'S SCHOOL.

I'M CHILDLESS, SO I ALREADY SUBSIDIZE YOUR KID'S EDUCATION.

I WAS HOPING IT WOULD FEEL TOO AWKWARD FOR YOU TO SAY NO.

BY MY CALCULATIONS, YOU OWE ME MONEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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