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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th December 2018

Dilbert//10832, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 11th December 2018

Selling Chocolate For School


Tags

family & parenting, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, sales, school, capitalism


Official transcript

Carol: I'm selling chocolate bars to raise money for my kid's school.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M SELLING CHOCOLATE BARS TO RAISE MONEY FOR MY KID'S SCHOOL.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMMUNISM. IM OUT.

I'LL GIVE YOU A FAKE RECEIPT SO YOU CAN EXPENSE IT.

NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE CAPITALISM I'M IN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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