Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th December 2018

Dilbert//10851, first published eight years ago on Sunday 30th December 2018

Tags

angry, business, office workers, sarcasm

Official transcript

Boss: Did you finish the product redesign?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU FINISH THE PRODUCT REDESIGN?

YOU NEVER TOLD ME TO REDESIGN THE PRODUCT.

I DON'T WANT ANY EXCUSES!

YOU NEVER TOLD ME TO REDESIGN ANYTHING.

WHOA! LEAVE YOUR PRETZEL LOGIC AT HOME.

YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR FAILURES.

OKAY... I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU NOT TELLING ME WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO.

YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT.

SHOULD I SLAP MYSELF WHILE SAYING IT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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