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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th December 2018

Dilbert//10851, first published eight years ago on Sunday 30th December 2018


Tags

angry, business, office workers, sarcasm


Official transcript

Boss: Did you finish the product redesign?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID YOU FINISH THE PRODUCT REDESIGN?

YOU NEVER TOLD ME TO REDESIGN THE PRODUCT.

I DON'T WANT ANY EXCUSES!

YOU NEVER TOLD ME TO REDESIGN ANYTHING.

WHOA! LEAVE YOUR PRETZEL LOGIC AT HOME.

YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR FAILURES.

OKAY... I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU NOT TELLING ME WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO.

YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT.

SHOULD I SLAP MYSELF WHILE SAYING IT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Blame Game"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip, originally published in [insert publication], revolves around a conversation between two individuals in an office setting. The conversation begins with one person asking the other if they finished redesigning the product. The second person responds that they were never told to do so, and the first person expresses frustration, stating that they don't want any excuses.

The conversation takes a turn when the second person reveals that they are not responsible for the redesign, as they were never instructed to do it. The first person becomes defensive, accusing the second person of not taking responsibility for their failures. The second person retorts that they are not doing it right and should slap themselves while saying "it?"

The comic strip highlights the blame game that often occurs in office settings, where individuals may shift responsibility or make excuses for their actions. It pokes fun at the tendency to avoid accountability and instead point fingers at others. Overall, the comic strip provides a humorous commentary on the human tendency to deflect blame and responsibility.

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