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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd April 2019

Dilbert//10944, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 2nd April 2019

Not In My Town


Tags

business, engineering, office, office workers, nuclear


Official transcript

dilbert: i engineered a totally safe design for nuclear power plants.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I ENGINEERED A TOTALLY SAFE DESIGN FOR NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS.

HOW SURE ARE YOU THAT IT IS SAFE?

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT.

JUST KEEP IT AWAY FROM MY TOWN.

MAYBE IT WASN'T AN ENGINEERING PROBLEM AFTER ALL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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