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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd April 2019

Dilbert//10945, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 3rd April 2019

It Already Works


Tags

business, office, office workers, phone, nuclear


Official transcript

office worker: your so-called "safe"

nuclear power invention will never work.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR SO-CALLED "SAFE" NUCLEAR POWER INVENTION WILL NEVER WORK.

IT ALREADY WORKS. I'M CHARGING MY PHONE WITH IT.

I MEAN, IT WILL NEVER BE ECONOMICAL.

IT CAN POWER A SMALL CITY FOR A DOLLAR PER DAY.

PFFFT.

I'LL BET IT ENDS UP COSTING TRIPLE THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Nuclear Power Invention"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a man who claims to have invented a "safe" nuclear power invention that can power a small city for a dollar per day. However, his boss is skeptical and points out that the device will never work. The man is determined to prove his invention and offers to charge his phone with it, which he claims will never be economical.

Key Points:

  • The man claims to have invented a "safe" nuclear power invention.
  • The invention can power a small city for a dollar per day.
  • The boss is skeptical and points out that the device will never work.
  • The man offers to charge his phone with the invention, which he claims will never be economical.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a single person being able to solve complex problems like energy production with a simple invention.

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