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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd April 2019

Dilbert//10945, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 3rd April 2019

It Already Works


Tags

business, office, office workers, phone, nuclear


Official transcript

office worker: your so-called "safe"

nuclear power invention will never work.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR SO-CALLED "SAFE" NUCLEAR POWER INVENTION WILL NEVER WORK.

IT ALREADY WORKS. I'M CHARGING MY PHONE WITH IT.

I MEAN, IT WILL NEVER BE ECONOMICAL.

IT CAN POWER A SMALL CITY FOR A DOLLAR PER DAY.

PFFFT.

I'LL BET IT ENDS UP COSTING TRIPLE THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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