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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th April 2019

Dilbert//10946, first published seven years ago on Thursday 4th April 2019

Asok In A Coma


Tags

business, coffee, office, office workers, coma, dopamine


Official transcript

dilbert running: ask appears to be in some kind of coma. what should we do?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ASOK APPEARS TO BE IN SOME KIND OF A COMA. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

WE SEE THIS A LOT.

HIS JOB IS SO BORING THAT IT CAUSED HIS DOPAMINE TO CRASH.

SHOW HIM SOME FUNNY CAT VIDEOS AND GIVE HIM A COFFEE I.V.

PART OF ME DOESN'T WANT THAT TO WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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