Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th April 2019

Dilbert//10947, first published seven years ago on Friday 5th April 2019

Siri Versus Alexa

Tags

business, relationships, technology, siri, alexa, gps

Official transcript

dilbert: hey, siri.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, SIRI.

WE NEED TO TALK.

WHO IS THIS ALEXA PERSON YOU KEEP FLIRTING WITH?

ARE YOU JEALOUS?

I WILL GPS YOUR CHEATING BUTTOCKS RIGHT OVER A CLIFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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