Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th April 2019

Dilbert//10947, first published seven years ago on Friday 5th April 2019

Siri Versus Alexa

Tags

business, relationships, technology, siri, alexa, gps

Official transcript

dilbert: hey, siri.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, SIRI.

WE NEED TO TALK.

WHO IS THIS ALEXA PERSON YOU KEEP FLIRTING WITH?

ARE YOU JEALOUS?

I WILL GPS YOUR CHEATING BUTTOCKS RIGHT OVER A CLIFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Cheating on Siri"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous interactions with technology.
• The conversation between Dilbert and Siri starts with Dilbert asking Siri to talk, which leads to a series of humorous exchanges.
• Dilbert inquires about Siri's flirtatiousness, and Siri responds by saying she will GPS Dilbert's cheating buttocks right over a cliff.
• The strip showcases Dilbert's witty banter and his tendency to poke fun at the limitations and quirks of AI assistants like Siri.

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