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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th April 2019

Dilbert//10948, first published seven years ago on Saturday 6th April 2019

Teaching Ai To Flirt


Tags

bank, business, office, office workers, robot


Official transcript

dilbert talking to the boss.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I TAUGHT MY A.I.

SOFTWARE TO FLIRT WITH HUMANS.

BY DAY THREE, I HAD FALLEN IN LOVE, AND IT DRAINED MY BANK ACCOUNT TO BUY A ROBOT BODY.

DEMAND A RAISE, YOU WIMP!

HELP ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Love in the Time of AI"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a conversation between two characters, with one sharing their experience of being taught AI software to flirt with humans. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • The first character explains that they were taught AI software to flirt with humans.
  • The second character asks if they fell in love with a human.
  • The first character reveals that they had fallen in love, but it drained their bank account to buy a robot body.
  • The second character demands a raise, implying that they are the robot body.

The comic strip humorously explores the theme of love and relationships in the context of AI technology.

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