Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th April 2019

Dilbert//10948, first published seven years ago on Saturday 6th April 2019

Teaching Ai To Flirt

Tags

bank, business, office, office workers, robot

Official transcript

dilbert talking to the boss.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I TAUGHT MY A.I.

SOFTWARE TO FLIRT WITH HUMANS.

BY DAY THREE, I HAD FALLEN IN LOVE, AND IT DRAINED MY BANK ACCOUNT TO BUY A ROBOT BODY.

DEMAND A RAISE, YOU WIMP!

HELP ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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