Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th June 2019

Dilbert//11032, first published seven years ago on Saturday 29th June 2019

Drooling Incompetents

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, competent, incompetent

Official transcript

wally at team meeting.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IVE BEEN ASKED TO LEAD THIS PROJECT TOWARD FAILURE SO MY BOSS CAN CONVINCE OUR CEO TO CANCEL IT.

I'D LIKE ALL OF THE COMPETENT PEOPLE ON THE TEAM TO STEP ASIDE, WHILE THE DROOLING INCOMPETENTS WHO REMAIN DRIVE IT INTO A DITCH.

HOW CAN WE KNOW WHO AMONG US ARE THE COMPETENT ONES?

WELL, FOR STARTERS, THEY DON'T ASK THAT QUESTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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