Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th June 2019

Dilbert//11033, first published seven years ago on Sunday 30th June 2019

Beg And Pay Store

Tags

business, office, buying, selling, begging, internet

Official transcript

dogbert: i'm opening a beg-and-pay store.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M OPENING A BEG-AND-PAY STORE.

WHAT WILL YOU BE SELLING?

SELLING?

YOU ARE WAY BEHIND THE TIMES.

STORES DON'T SELL THINGS ANYMORE.

SELLING WOULD REQUIRE GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE AND LOTS OF STOCK ON HAND.

IF YOU WANT THAT SORT OF THING, USE THE INTERNET.

I JUST WANT A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CAN GO AND BEG ME TO SELL THEM STUFF THAT ISN'T IN STOCK.

CAN YOU HELP ME FIND THIS HAT IN MY SIZE?

BEG!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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