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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st July 2019

Dilbert//11034, first published seven years ago on Monday 1st July 2019

When Wally Is Busy


Tags

business, office, office workers, busy, witnesses


Official transcript

tina: are you busy?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ARE YOU BUSY?

YES.

WHEN SHOULD I CHECK BACK?

WHEN I'M NOT BUSY.

WHEN ARE YOU NOT BUSY?

WHENEVER THERE ARE NO WITNESSES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Witness Protection"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and a woman in an office setting.
  • Dilbert asks if she is busy, to which she responds with a simple "yes."
  • Dilbert then inquires when he should check back, and the woman replies that she will be busy whenever there are no witnesses.
  • The punchline of the comic strip is that the woman is implying that she will only be available when Dilbert is not around to observe her, suggesting that she may be hiding something or engaging in unprofessional behavior.

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