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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd July 2019

Dilbert//11035, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 2nd July 2019

Why Not A Center Of Excellence


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, office, excellence


Official transcript

ceo: maybe we should creat a "center of excellence."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MAYBE WE SHOULD CREATE A "CENTER OF EXCELLENCE." WHAT EXACTLY DOES THAT MEAN?

I THINK IT MEANS WHATEVER WE WANT IT TO MEAN.

THEN WHAT GOOD IS IT?

LET'S NOT GET LOST IN THE WEEDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Center of Excellence"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two men, with the first man asking if they should create a "Center of Excellence." The second man responds by asking what exactly that means, to which the first man replies that he thinks it means whatever they want it to mean. The second man then asks what good is it, and the first man responds that it's not getting lost in the weeds. The conversation highlights the ambiguity and potential misuse of corporate jargon, with the two men seemingly using the term "Center of Excellence" as a way to avoid meaningful discussion or action.

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