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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd July 2019

Dilbert//11036, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 3rd July 2019

Measuring Excellence


Tags

business, office, excellence


Official transcript

dilbert, the boss and wally at conference room table.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE OPENED OUR FIRST "CENTER OF EXCELLENCE" TODAY.

AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING TOO OPTIMISTIC, WE SHOULD BE BRIMMING WITH EXCELLENCE BY NIGHTFALL.

HOW WILL WE KNOW IT IS WORKING?

IT'S BETTER IF WE DON'T TRY TOO HARD TO MEASURE IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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