Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th August 2019

Dilbert//11082, first published seven years ago on Sunday 18th August 2019

Tina Likes To Hum

Tags

annoy, business, humming

Official transcript

dilbert: would you please stop humming? it's making me crazy. Tina: i can't focus unless i hum. dilbert: but i can't focus when you do hum. i'm going to talk to your boss. tina: i'm going to talk to your boss! hum, hum, hum. dilbert: gaaa!!! i can't work when she hums. tina: humming helps me work better. boss: i rule in favor of the hummer and i sentence dilbert to take sensitivity training class to be less of a jerk. dilbert: i hate you. tina: hum, hum, hum.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP HUMMING?

IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY.

HUM.

I CAN'T FOCUS UNLESS I HUM.

BUT I CAN'T FOCUS WHEN YOU DO HUM.

IM GOING TO TALK TO YOUR BOSS.

I'M GOING TO TALK TO YOUR BOSS!

HUM, HUM, HUM.

GAAA!!!

I CAN'T WORK WHEN SHE HUMS.

HUMMING HELPS ME WORK BETTER.

I RULE IN FAVOR OF THE HUMMER, AND I SENTENCE DILBERT TO TAKE A SENSITIVITY TRAINING CLASS TO BE LESS OF A JERK.

HATE YOU.

HUM, HUM, HUM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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