Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 19th August 2019

Dilbert//11083, first published seven years ago on Monday 19th August 2019

Wally Is New Pet Employee

Tags

boss, business ethics, criticism, employees, managers & supervisors, office workers, work ethic

Official transcript

Boss: I"m looking for a new pet employee. The ideal candidate would be a brown-nosing tattler with no ethical core.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW PET EMPLOYEE.

THE IDEAL CANDIDATE WOULD BE A BROWN- NOSING TATTLER WITH NO ETHICAL CORE.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BRILLIANT IDEA, EVEN THOUGH DILBERT SAYS YOU ARE A MORON.

YOU GOT THE JOB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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