Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th August 2019

Dilbert//11084, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 20th August 2019

Wally Monetizes His Pet Status

Tags

boss, criticism, employees, managers & supervisors, money, office workers, bribe

Official transcript

Carol: I hear you're our boss's new pet employee. Please don't tell him all of the bad things I have said about him behind his back. I'll give you a hundred dollars if you keep quiet.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE OUR BOSS'S NEW PET EMPLOYEE.

PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM ALL OF THE BAD THINGS I HAVE SAID ABOUT HIM BEHIND HIS BACK.

I'LL GIVE YOU A HUNDRED DOLLARS IF YOU KEEP QUIET.

I KNEW I COULD MONETIZE THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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