Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th August 2019

Dilbert//11084, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 20th August 2019

Wally Monetizes His Pet Status

Tags

boss, criticism, employees, managers & supervisors, money, office workers, bribe

Official transcript

Carol: I hear you're our boss's new pet employee. Please don't tell him all of the bad things I have said about him behind his back. I'll give you a hundred dollars if you keep quiet.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE OUR BOSS'S NEW PET EMPLOYEE.

PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM ALL OF THE BAD THINGS I HAVE SAID ABOUT HIM BEHIND HIS BACK.

I'LL GIVE YOU A HUNDRED DOLLARS IF YOU KEEP QUIET.

I KNEW I COULD MONETIZE THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Pet Employee"

Summary:

The comic strip features a new employee, who is also the boss's pet. The employee is instructed to keep quiet about the boss's bad behavior, but the employee is not willing to do so. The employee threatens to reveal the boss's secrets unless they receive a hundred dollars. The boss is left with no choice but to comply with the employee's demands.

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