Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st August 2019

Dilbert//11085, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 21st August 2019

Wally Has Higher Income

Tags

lying, managers & supervisors, money, office workers, bribe, salary

Official transcript

Wally: Now that I'm the boss's new pet employee, my income is higher than ever.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

NOW THAT IM THE BOSS'S NEW PET EMPLOYEE, MY INCOME IS HIGHER THAN EVER.

I DIDN'T REALIZE IT CAME WITH A RAISE.

IT'S MORE OF AN INDIRECT THING.

I'LL GIVE YOU $100 TO TELL THE BOSS GOOD THINGS ABOUT ME.

MY PRICE FOR LYING IS $200.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Boss's New Pet Employee"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between the boss and his new employee.
• The employee is surprised to learn that their income has increased significantly.
• The boss explains that it's more of an indirect thing and offers to tell the employee good things about them in exchange for $100.
• The employee is skeptical but agrees to pay the $100.
• The boss reveals that the employee's price for lying is $200.

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