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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th August 2019

Dilbert//11094, first published seven years ago on Friday 30th August 2019

No One Is Taking Advice


Tags

advice, confidence, employees, jobs, office workers, youth


Official transcript

Man: I keep telling people how to do their jobs, but no one takes my advice.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE HOW TO DO THEIR JOBS, BUT NO ONE TAKES MY ADVICE.

MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE SO INEXPERIENCED THAT YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW BAD YOUR ADVICE IS THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

HOW COULD I BE SO WRONG AND YET FEEL SO CONFIDENT?

I MISS BEING YOUNG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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