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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st September 2019

Dilbert//11096, first published seven years ago on Sunday 1st September 2019

Boss Makes Document Suggestions


Tags

boss, employees, frustrated, managers & supervisors, office workers, report, sarcasm


Official transcript

Boss: Run this by Tina before you send it out.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

RUN THIS BY TINA BEFORE YOU SEND IT OUT.

I ALREADY DID.

MAKE SURE LEGAL SIGNS OFF ON IT.

THEY DID.

ADD THE REVENUE GRAPH FROM ALICE'S SLIDE DECK.

IT'S IN THE EXHIBITS IN THE BACK.

YOU NEED TO COMPARE THIS PLAN TO THE "DO NOTHING" OPTION.

THAT'S ON THE NEXT PAGE.

I NEED YOU TO CHANGE SOMETHING ON THIS DOCUMENT SO MY LIFE HAS MEANING.

I PUT A MISSPELLED WORD ON PAGE SEVEN FOR YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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