Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th March 2020

Dilbert//11297, first published six years ago on Friday 20th March 2020

Two Futures

Tags

psychology, future, brakes, cliff, die, instant

Official transcript

Dogbert The Futurist

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE FUTURIST I SEE TWO POTENTIAL FUTURES FOR YOU.

IN ONE FUTURE, YOUR BRAKES FAIL AND YOU DRIVE OFF A CLIFF, DYING INSTANTLY UPON IMPACT.

AND IN THE OTHER FUTURE?

IT'S LESS INSTANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert the Futurist"

Summary:

• Dogbert, a white dog with a red hat, is depicted as a futurist who has foreseen two potential futures for the person in front of him.
• In one future, the person's brakes fail, causing them to drive off a cliff and die instantly upon impact.
• In the other future, the person's life is less eventful, with no dramatic or exciting events occurring.
• The person is shown to be concerned about the first future, but seemingly unbothered by the second.

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