Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 20th March 2020

Dilbert//11297, first published six years ago on Friday 20th March 2020

Two Futures

Tags

psychology, future, brakes, cliff, die, instant

Official transcript

Dogbert The Futurist

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE FUTURIST I SEE TWO POTENTIAL FUTURES FOR YOU.

IN ONE FUTURE, YOUR BRAKES FAIL AND YOU DRIVE OFF A CLIFF, DYING INSTANTLY UPON IMPACT.

AND IN THE OTHER FUTURE?

IT'S LESS INSTANT.

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