Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th June 2020

Dilbert//11398, first published six years ago on Monday 29th June 2020

Cooties In Elbonia

Tags

cooties, deny, elbonia, managers & supervisors, outbreak, science, symptom, technology, news

Official transcript

boss: the news says there's a major outbreak of cooties in elbonia.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NEWS SAYS THERE'S A MAJOR OUTBREAK OF COOTIES IN ELBONIA.

I DON'T THINK COOTIES IS A REAL THING.

EXPERTS SAY ONE OF THE SYMPTOMS OF COOTIES IS "DENYING SCIENCE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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