Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th September 2020

Dilbert//11481, first published six years ago on Sunday 20th September 2020

Silencer In Facemask

Tags

bored, business, covid, face mask, hear, managers & supervisors, office workers, play, silencer, talk

Official transcript

wally: i installed a silencer in our pointy-haired boss's face mask. now he's the only one who can hear himself talk, but he doesn't know it. here he comes. play along.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INSTALLED A SILENCER IN OUR POINTY-HAIRED BOSS'S FACE MASK.

NOW HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HEAR HIMSELF TALK, BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW IT.

HERE HE COMES. PLAY ALONG.

UH-HUH.

OKAY, THANKS.

AND I CAN DO THE SAME THING TO THE FACE MASK OF ANYONE ELSE WHO BORES ME.

UH-HUH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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