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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st September 2020

Dilbert//11482, first published six years ago on Monday 21st September 2020

Conflict Resolution


Tags

managers & supervisors, anger, office workers, conflict, resolution, discussion, temperature, idiots, yammering, sarcasm, insult


Official transcript

boss: i couldn't help noticing you are having a heated discussion. watch me use my conflict resolution skills to lower the temperature. okay, what were you idiots yammering about?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I COULDN'T HELP NOTICING YOU ARE HAVING A HEATED DISCUSSION WATCH ME USE MY CONFLICT RESOLUTION SKILLS TO LOWER THE TEMPERATURE.

OKAY, WHAT WERE YOU IDIOTS YAMMERING ABOUT?

SOLID START.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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