Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd September 2020

Dilbert//11483, first published six years ago on Tuesday 22nd September 2020

Omit Information

Tags

business ethics, illness, managers & supervisors, business, project, summary, mistakes, ethical, lie, violation, context, face mask

Official transcript

boss: when you write the project summary, make it seem as if we didn't make any mistakes.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN YOU WRITE THE PROJECT SUMMARY, MAKE IT SEEM AS IF WE DIDN'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES YOU WANT ME TO LIE? THAT WOULD BE A MASSIVE ETHICAL VIOLATION NO, NO. I ONLY WANT YOU TO OMIT IMPORTANT CONTEXT.

WHY DOES MY STOMACH HURT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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