Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th October 2020

Dilbert//11496, first published six years ago on Monday 5th October 2020

Astrology Filter

Tags

apathy, astrology, business, incoherent, sense, strategic, technology

Official transcript

dilbert looking at laptop: your strategic technology plan was incoherent. i had to run it through an astrology filter to make sense out of it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR STRATEGIC TECHNOLOGY PLAN WAS INCOHERENT.

I HAD TO RUN IT THROUGH AN ASTROLOGY FILTER TO MAKE SENSE OF IT.

AND?

IT SAYS YOU ARE "FULL OF TAURUS" AND YOUR PLAN "IS A CANCER." SOUNDS RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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