Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th November 2020

Dilbert//11529, first published six years ago on Saturday 7th November 2020

Coffee Productivity

Tags

technology, business, projects, productive, medical, coffee, lie, medical-grade coffee

Official transcript

wally in meeting with boss and dilbert: i've been highly productive since switching to medical-grade coffee. i finished all of my projects and did an excellent job on every one.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE BEEN HIGHLY PRODUCTIVE SINCE SWITCHING TO MEDICAL-GRADE COFFEE.

I FINISHED ALL OF MY PROJECTS AND DID AN EXCELLENT JOB ON EVERY ONE.

WOW!

SO THAT STUFF ACTUALLY MAKES YOU MORE PRODUCTIVE?

NO, BUT IT DOES MAKE ME LIE BETTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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