Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd January 2021
Dilbert//11585, first published five years ago on Saturday 2nd January 2021
Audit Blackmail
Tags
business ethics, business, audit, software, blackmail, free, network, money, dollars
Official transcript
dogbert: my audit of your company has uncovered a number of software vulnerabilities. for example, a blackmailer could take control of your network and make you pay a billion dollars to get it back.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
MY AUDIT OF YOUR COMPANY HAS UNCOVERED A NUMBER OF SOFTWARE VULNERABILITIES.
FOR EXAMPLE, A BLACKMAILER COULD TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR NETWORK AND MAKE YOU PAY A BILLION DOLLARS TO GET IT BACK.
GOOD WORK WHAT DO WE OWE YOU?
THE AUDIT IS FREE. I ONLY DID IT TO FIND WAYS TO BLACKMAIL YOU.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Blackmailer's Dilemma"
Summary:
- The comic strip revolves around a blackmailer who has discovered vulnerabilities in a company's audit.
- The blackmailer demands a billion dollars in exchange for not exposing the vulnerabilities.
- However, the blackmailer is unaware that the audit is free and has only found ways to blackmail the company.
- The blackmailer is left with a moral dilemma, unsure of what to do with the information they have discovered.
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