Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd January 2021

Dilbert//11585, first published five years ago on Saturday 2nd January 2021

Audit Blackmail

Tags

business ethics, business, audit, software, blackmail, free, network, money, dollars

Official transcript

dogbert: my audit of your company has uncovered a number of software vulnerabilities. for example, a blackmailer could take control of your network and make you pay a billion dollars to get it back.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY AUDIT OF YOUR COMPANY HAS UNCOVERED A NUMBER OF SOFTWARE VULNERABILITIES.

FOR EXAMPLE, A BLACKMAILER COULD TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR NETWORK AND MAKE YOU PAY A BILLION DOLLARS TO GET IT BACK.

GOOD WORK WHAT DO WE OWE YOU?

THE AUDIT IS FREE. I ONLY DID IT TO FIND WAYS TO BLACKMAIL YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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