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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd January 2021

Dilbert//11586, first published five years ago on Sunday 3rd January 2021

Increasing Training Budget


Tags

business, office workers, budget, training, research & development, company, bankrupt


Official transcript

boss to tina: i'm planning to increase the budget for training by fifty percent next year.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M PLANNING TO INCREASE THE BUDGET FOR TRAINING BY FIFTY PERCENT NEXT YEAR.

HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE OTHER BUDGETS.

HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE BUDGET FOR RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT.

SOUNDS LIKE HE'S PHASING OUT RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT.

HE WOULDN'T PHASE OUT RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT UNLESS HE KNOWS THE COMPANY IS FAILING.

THE COMPANY MUST BE GOING BANKRUPT.

THE COMPANY IS BANKRUPT.

I GUESS I DON'T NEED TO INCREASE THE TRAINING BUDGET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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