Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 31st March 2021

Dilbert//11673, first published five years ago on Wednesday 31st March 2021

Dogbert Is Selective

Tags

business, consultant, crisis, selective, client, jail, advice, folksy, wisdom

Official transcript

title: dogbert the crisis consultant.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE CRISIS CONSULTANT IM VERY SELECTIVE ABOUT MY CLIENTS.

THAT'S BECAUSE CLIENTS WHO TAKE MY ADVICE USUALLY END UP IN JAIL.

SO I ONLY TAKE CLIENTS I HATE.

I LIKE YOUR FOLKSY WISDOM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert the Crisis Consultant"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a crisis consultant, who is very selective about his clients. He believes that clients who take his advice usually end up in jail. Despite this, he only takes clients he hates, as he enjoys their company. The strip humorously highlights Dogbert's unique approach to consulting and his preference for working with difficult clients.

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