Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st April 2021

Dilbert//11674, first published five years ago on Thursday 1st April 2021

Ruined The Stock Price

Tags

business, technology, stock, subordinate, inappropriate, behavior, bonus, money, paper towel, ceo, work

Official transcript

boss: our stock is down because seventy-three subordinates accused our ceo of inappropriate behavior at work. so i can't give you a bonus even though your work was excellent.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR STOCK IS DOWN BECAUSE SEVENTY- THREE SUBORDINATES ACCUSED OUR CEO OF INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR AT WORK.

SO I CAN'T GIVE YOU A BONUS EVEN THOUGH YOUR WORK WAS EXCELLENT.

BOOM!!!

HOW'D HE TAKE IT?

GRAB SOME PAPER TOWELS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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