Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st April 2021

Dilbert//11674, first published five years ago on Thursday 1st April 2021

Ruined The Stock Price

Tags

business, technology, stock, subordinate, inappropriate, behavior, bonus, money, paper towel, ceo, work

Official transcript

boss: our stock is down because seventy-three subordinates accused our ceo of inappropriate behavior at work. so i can't give you a bonus even though your work was excellent.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR STOCK IS DOWN BECAUSE SEVENTY- THREE SUBORDINATES ACCUSED OUR CEO OF INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR AT WORK.

SO I CAN'T GIVE YOU A BONUS EVEN THOUGH YOUR WORK WAS EXCELLENT.

BOOM!!!

HOW'D HE TAKE IT?

GRAB SOME PAPER TOWELS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "CEO's Inappropriate Behavior"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a CEO who is accused of inappropriate behavior at work. The CEO responds by offering a bonus to the three subordinates who accused him, despite the company's stock being down due to his actions. The CEO's attempt to buy their silence is met with resistance, as one of the subordinates refuses to accept the bonus and instead demands the CEO's resignation.

Key Points:

• The CEO is accused of inappropriate behavior at work.
• The CEO offers a bonus to the three subordinates who accused him.
• The CEO's actions are likely to damage his reputation and credibility.
• One of the subordinates refuses to accept the bonus and demands the CEO's resignation.
• The CEO's attempt to buy their silence is unsuccessful.

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