Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th April 2021

Dilbert//11693, first published five years ago on Tuesday 20th April 2021

Zooming Right

Tags

business, sarcasm, technology, video call, adjustments, camera, nose, lighting, lightbulb, beard, audio, idea, rude, laptop

Official transcript

alice: can you adjust your camera so i'm not looking up your nose? okay, now can you adjust your lighting so you don't look like a lightbulb with a beard?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU ADJUST YOUR CAMERA SO I'M NOT LOOKING UP YOUR NOSE?

OKAY, NOW CAN YOU ADJUST YOUR LIGHTING SO YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A LIGHTBULB WITH A BEARD?

HOW'S MY AUDIO?

IT'S AS GOOD AS YOUR IDEAS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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