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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th April 2021

Dilbert//11693, first published five years ago on Tuesday 20th April 2021

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Tags

business, sarcasm, technology, video call, adjustments, camera, nose, lighting, lightbulb, beard, audio, idea, rude, laptop


Official transcript

alice: can you adjust your camera so i'm not looking up your nose? okay, now can you adjust your lighting so you don't look like a lightbulb with a beard?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN YOU ADJUST YOUR CAMERA SO I'M NOT LOOKING UP YOUR NOSE?

OKAY, NOW CAN YOU ADJUST YOUR LIGHTING SO YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A LIGHTBULB WITH A BEARD?

HOW'S MY AUDIO?

IT'S AS GOOD AS YOUR IDEAS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Camera Adjustments"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a woman's interactions with her computer camera. She asks to adjust the camera to avoid looking up her nose, but is then instructed to adjust the lighting to avoid resembling a lightbulb with a beard. The woman expresses her frustration, stating that her audio is as good as her ideas, implying that she is not being taken seriously. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of virtual communication and the importance of considering one's appearance during video calls.

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