Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th May 2021

Dilbert//11716, first published five years ago on Thursday 13th May 2021

Marriage Takes Work

Tags

business, communication, marriage, talk, bigot, job, gay, homosexual, work

Official transcript

dilbert: before we get married, we need to talk about a few things. first, i'm only marrying you to prove i'm not a bigot and to save my job. second, neither of us is gay.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BEFORE WE GET MARRIED, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT A FEW THINGS FIRST, I'M ONLY MARRYING YOU TO PROVE I'M NOT A BIGOT AND TO SAVE MY JOB.

SECOND, NEITHER OF US IS GAY.

THEY SAY MARRIAGE TAKES WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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