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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 14th May 2021

Dilbert//11717, first published five years ago on Friday 14th May 2021

Bigot In Your Mind


Tags

business, managers & supervisors, boss, marriage, avoid, bigot, mind, self-deception, real world, win, hire


Official transcript

boss: i hear you're marrying an elbonian man to avoid being called a bigot. but it doesn't work that way. you can still be a bigot in your mind, no matter what you do in the real world.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE MARRYING AN ELBONIAN MAN TO AVOID BEING CALLED A BIGOT.

BUT IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

YOU CAN STILL BE A BIGOT IN YOUR MIND, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO IN THE REAL WORLD SO.

THERE'S NO WAY TO WIN?

DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU THAT WHEN I HIRED YOU?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Elbonian Bigotry"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert and his wife, Alice, discussing a potential marriage to an Elbonian man.
  • Alice expresses concern about the man's bigotry, but Dilbert reassures her that he can still be a bigot in his mind, even if he's not acting on it in the real world.
  • The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Dilbert reveals that he forgot to tell Alice about his previous marriage, which ended when he hired her.

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