Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th January 2022

Dilbert//11964, first published four years ago on Sunday 16th January 2022

Open source transcript

I HAVEN'T LOST A DEBATE SINCE I LEARNED TO TREAT EVERYTHING AS A PERSONAL INSULT.

I DOUBT THAT METHOD WORKS EVERY TIME.

ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

WHAT? NO!

I'M JUST SKEPTICAL IT WORKS IN EVERY SITUATION.

WHAT DATA DO YOU HAVE TO BACK UP THAT OPINION?

I DON'T HAVE ANY DATA. I JUST THINK IT'S KIND OF.

UM... OBVIOUS?

SO YOU'RE CALLING STUPID.

NO, NO!

NEVER MIND.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

WORKS EVERY TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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