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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 17th January 2022

Dilbert//11965, first published four years ago on Monday 17th January 2022

Five Year Forecast


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DOGBERT THE FUTURIST I NEED A FIVE-YEAR TECHNOLOGY FORECAST.

IN FIVE YEARS, A.I. WILL REACH WHAT EXPERTS CALL THE SINGULARITY, AND YOU WILL BE DEAD.

THAT'S IT?

THERE IS ALSO THE MATTER OF MY PAYMENT. I'LL EMAIL YOU THE INVOICE.

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