Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th March 2022

Dilbert//12033, first published four years ago on Saturday 26th March 2022

Dogbert Demonstrates His Powers

Open source transcript

YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID I HACKED REALITY AND ACQUIRED GODLIKE POWERS.

SO I WILL DEMONSTRATE MY POWERS BY MAKING A LONG- DORMANT VOLCANO ERUPT IN ELBONIA'S BIGGEST CITY.

COULDN'T YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO DO SOMETHING GOOD INSTEAD?

TOO LATE.

THIS IS ON YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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