Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th March 2022

Dilbert//12034, first published four years ago on Sunday 27th March 2022

Boss Is A Jerk

Open source transcript

I CREATED A MOBILE APP THAT TURNS JERKS INTO POLITE PEOPLE.

IT BLOCKS ALL SARCASM AND PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS SO YOU CAN'T SEND THOSE KINDS OF MESSAGES.

IT ALSO DELETES MANIPULATIVE AND SCHEMING LANGUAGE.

AND THE FACT - CHECK OPTION BLOCKS YOU FROM TEXTING ANYTHING THAT IS OBVIOUSLY FALSE.

CAN I TRY IT?

IT MUST BE BROKEN BECAUSE EVERYTHING I TYPE DISAPPEARS.

I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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