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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd April 2022

Dilbert//12040, first published four years ago on Saturday 2nd April 2022

Telepresence Robot


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HI, IM DILBERT'S TELEPRESENCE ROBOT.

HELL BE ONLINE IN A FEW MINUTES.

YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING IF I FEEL VIOLATED WHEN HE INHABITS ME.

OH, RIGHT.

I FORGOT, WASN'T. I'M GARBAGE TO YOU.

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