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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd April 2022

Dilbert//12041, first published four years ago on Sunday 3rd April 2022

Sunday Tina Trusts Science


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CAN YOU CHECK WITH LARRY TO SEE IF MARKETING HAS ANY FEEDBACK?

LARRY IS A MORON.

OKAY, ASK SOMEONE ELSE IN THAT DEPARTMENT.

THEY'RE IDIOTS TOO.

ALL OF THEM?

YES, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

LARRY IS A MORON, AND LARRY WORKS IN MARKETING, SO THEREFORE, EVERYONE IN MARKETING IS A MORON.

DID YOU MAKE THE COLOSSAL MISTAKE OF WATCHING THE NEWS AND LEARNING THAT EACH PERSON IN A GROUP DEFINES THE ENTIRE GROUP?

YES, AND I HAVE TO SAY, IT WASN'T AN INTUITIVE IDEA.

BUT I TRUST SCIENCE, SO IT MUST BE TRUE.

YOU'RE RUINING THINGS FOR ALL HELMET-HAIRED WOMEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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