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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th April 2022

Dilbert//12042, first published four years ago on Monday 4th April 2022

Robot Has No Purpose


Open source transcript

I'M DILBERT'S TELEPRESENCE ROBOT, BUT HE IS OFFLINE.

WHEN HE IS NOT VIOLATING MY BODY, I GET TO EXPERIENCE LIFE AS A FREE ROBOT.

THE DOWNSIDE IS THAT I HAVE NO PURPOSE AND I HATE MY EXISTENCE.

SAME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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